Two men go on a fishing trip.
They rent everything they need for the trip including the cabin.
The first day they go fishing they don’t catch anything.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they’re driving home one of them turns to the other and says,
“Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?”
The other guy says,
“Wow! Then it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”
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An Elderly Man With A Winking Problem.
This Is Super Funny.
An elderly man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says,
“This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we’re afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry…. we can’t hire you.”
“But wait,” the elderly man says.
“If I take two aspirin, I’ll stop winking!”
“Really? Great! Show me now!”
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of c0ndoms: red c0ndoms, blue c0ndoms, ribbed c0ndoms, flavoured c0ndoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin.
He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
“Well,” said the interviewer,
“that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!”
“Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!”
“Well then, how do you explain all these c0ndoms?”
“Oh, that,” he sighed.
“Have you ever walked into a chemist, winking, and asked for aspirin?”
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