This Will Make You Laugh Silly.
Marie and Clotile, two “senior” widows, are talking one day out on the porch down by the bayou.
Marie: “Dat nice Mr Hebert axed me out for a date. I know you went outwit him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I tell him my answer.”
Clotile: “Well, I tell you. Hebert him, he showed up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit.
And . . . he brought me such beautimous flowers girlfriend! Den, he takes me downstairs, and what’s there but a luxury car . . a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Den, he takes me out for dinner…a marvellous dinner – crabs, Jax beer, lemon pie dessert, and after-dinner shots.
Den, we go see a show. Let me tell you, Marie, I enjoyed it so much, I could have just died from all da pleasure! vBut den, we are coming back to my apartment and . . . Hebert him, he turns into an ANIMAL.
Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and well . . . he has his way with me . . . TWICE!”
Marie: “Oh my goodness! So . . . you are telling me dat I shouldn’t go out wit him?”
Clotile: “No, no, no Marie . . . I’m just saying, you need to wear an old dress girl!”
